Brutalism

a humor blog that sounds like it is about S&M, but isn't.

Dude. Did you read the post on Brutalism about the Sloppy Carl? It is hilarious.

by Dilettante07 May 19, 2009

Brutally Honest

Honest without regard to hurting the person's feelings.

person #1 Doesn't this skirt look good on me?

person #2 Yea, if you like that "big butt look".

by KristiB July 5, 2005

brutal slamming death metal

A subgenre of death metal where "slam" riffs and brutality are heavily emphasized. Usually just called slam for short. Slam riffs are characterized by their slow to mid-tempo, low notes, and groove. NOT to be confused with a deathcore/metalcore breakdown.

Chambered Nautilus: "I fucking love brutal slamming death metal."
Giant Isopod: "Same here dude. Have you heard that one sick slam in Devourment's Heaving Acid?"
Emo Jellyfish: "OMG! My favorite slam band is Avenged Sevenfold!"
Chambered Nautilus: *shoots chain lightning at him*

by LegendaryFatRat January 9, 2018

Brut Brothers

Legend has it that tucked deep in the foothills of northern New England are two men who have achieved the ultimate level of manliness. It is said that when God said “Let there be light!” They responded with “say please”. They can both speak braille, do a wheelie on a unicycle and dribble a bowling ball. One of them once won a game of connect four in three moves while the other slammed a revolving door. They are also the real reason that Waldo is hiding. Imagine men whose jawlines could have chiseled Mount Rushmore and whose abs you could do your laundry on. All of these impressive accolades aside, they were able to accomplish all of this with a mere dash of Brut...The Essence of Man... across their chins... chins that I might add that they shave with chainsaws.

Oh my goodness have you heard of the Brut Brothers? I’ve heard they have managed to make a 70 year old aftershave sexy again! I’ve also heard they’re like a sexy mix between a lumber jack and Burt Reynolds when he was in his prime.

by Stuart Mcstiffenrod February 24, 2021

Brutalia

Surname: to those of royalty from the Brutalian Empire. Popularly identified as being the "Brutalians", they were known for their deadly, "brutal" nature. Geographically placed in the Arabian peninsula, been close to the Byzantines, all historical evidence, pieces of literature, buildings were wiped clean.

Princess Inara Brutalia stared into the sunset.

by Luci Moore February 16, 2022

Brute Squad

1. A group of the toughest guys around, merciless conscienceless heavies who beat people up in the service of a boss or king.
2. The one guy who could take them all on and win.

In The Princess Bride, Fezzik joins the Brute Squad.

by blind nettle November 16, 2010

Brute Force Overshoot

The result of releasing all of one's power, unexpectedly, at the height of applied force.

A Brute Force Overshoot is what happens when you apply all of your might to opening a bag of chips only to fling them all over the kitchen, or when you bang your knuckles as the wrench suddenly comes off of that pesky rusted nut, sending your hand uncontrollably forward.

by Raul Kemp January 2, 2012