bruno dickemz

He is a pornstar in mostly kinky tied up spanking spitting choking type of shit

Jeff: hey man who tf is Bruno dickemz
Nathaniel: bro he is a pornstar that means who ever u talking to likes it rough
Jeff: ohh shiittttt

by Babygirl6969420 December 13, 2017

Bruno

No way to say this but ...... This nigga hot as fuck bro he sexy as fuck will leave your legs immobilized if you smash and he’s a fuckin good boyfriend to have no doubt about it, he’s sexy

Girl: What happened why are you limping?!?
Girl: I was fucking a Bruno that is what happened

by Hot ass nigga dom June 13, 2019

big bruno

An old folktale from the Tri-State area. It began in a small pizzera located in North Jersey. The pizzeria known as Cousin Brunos. There they served the "Bruno Special." Two fine young individuals then coined the phrase, "Big Bruno," in which it was used to describe anything and everything. An extensive vocabulary was created consisting of short words, and small phrases. Ex. Hooov, Cmon, oo reallii?, fuck me, suck it, You know you like it when...

Hooooovvv! Cmon, fuck me. Big Bruno.

by Big Bruno July 29, 2008

Bruno

Bruno has a dick the size Donald Trump imagined his wall

Bruno’s dick is Yuggggge

by Make yo choice April 8, 2019

Pull a bruno

To leave a company as an employee only to come back within a 3-4 month span, much to the ridicule and insults of everyone who is still there.

Expression used widely in the Montreal area.

Hey, did you hear? Marty's coming back. I would never pull a bruno!

by Mr_Brown July 21, 2012

Bruno mars

When you fart in your hand and throw it like a grenade at somebody.

Damn, son you just got Bruno Mars'd.

He got hit with it from 2 cubicles away, He got straight Bruno Mars'd

by sm3443 March 27, 2011

Bruno Mars

A slacker that apparently doesn't have anything better to do than sit around with their hand in their pants.
They may also think they're really effing awesome, despite the fact that they clearly can't get a job. In extreme cases, they somehow believe that they'll manage to finish college.

Not a stoner, but enjoys snuggies and being nude.

"Today, I don't feel like doing anything."
"Good for you, Bruno Mars."

by vicimgd September 12, 2011