Legend has it that tucked deep in the foothills of northern New England are two men who have achieved the ultimate level of manliness. It is said that when God said “Let there be light!” They responded with “say please”. They can both speak braille, do a wheelie on a unicycle and dribble a bowling ball. One of them once won a game of connect four in three moves while the other slammed a revolving door. They are also the real reason that Waldo is hiding. Imagine men whose jawlines could have chiseled Mount Rushmore and whose abs you could do your laundry on. All of these impressive accolades aside, they were able to accomplish all of this with a mere dash of Brut...The Essence of Man... across their chins... chins that I might add that they shave with chainsaws.
Oh my goodness have you heard of the Brut Brothers? I’ve heard they have managed to make a 70 year old aftershave sexy again! I’ve also heard they’re like a sexy mix between a lumber jack and Burt Reynolds when he was in his prime.
by Stuart Mcstiffenrod February 24, 2021
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by blind nettle November 16, 2010
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Brustal; {Broos-tl}
–adjective
1. The darkest form of evil.
2. Pure intensity: brustal music.
3. harsh; ferocious.
Origin:
The only word able to describe such concentrated hell.
—Related forms
brus·tal·ly, adverb
hy·per·brus·tal, adjective
hy·per·brus·tal·ly, adverb
–adjective
1. The darkest form of evil.
2. Pure intensity: brustal music.
3. harsh; ferocious.
Origin:
The only word able to describe such concentrated hell.
—Related forms
brus·tal·ly, adverb
hy·per·brus·tal, adjective
hy·per·brus·tal·ly, adverb
by X Sentinel June 28, 2010
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by Raul Kemp January 2, 2012
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