Witness Brotection Brogram

When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.

If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.

Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.

by Tar 2750 January 18, 2010

Bosectomy

The complete removal of a Bose stereo system from one's car in order to replace it with a system of actual quality.

After I give my G35 a Bosectomy, I'm going to put a system in that doesn't sound like over-marketed, over-priced shit.

by sir_rapture June 24, 2009

Brojects

The collection of dorms at MSU known as "Brody Complex." Since these dorms are run down they are referred to as "the projects."

Brody + Projects = Brojects

Shit, they stuck me in Bailey Hall again. Looks like I'm living in the Brojects!

by Academic Type January 23, 2005

brosectemy

To dissolve or annul an existing bro bond after a bro has broken the bro code.

Bro1: I can't believe you fucked my mom
Bro 2: I'm sorry bro
Bro 1: It's time we have a brosectemy

by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Brosectomy

when you get a vasectomy with a close friend

Me and my friend got a brosectomy last Friday.

by AlexTheYes June 15, 2018

Brotection

When you cover for your homie at all times, like he was your brother from the same mother

Mo': why do cover for Shawnice so much?
Momo: it's called brotection, Mo.

by Mo'words August 26, 2018

The Brojects

Shoddy frat house college housing. Where bro's live.

Yo bro, you goin to SigEp tonight?"..."I don't know man... that's in the brojects. It's pretty dangerous down there. Last time I went through that part of town I got pummeled with a bunch of natty light cans by bros listening to Lil Wayne on their front porch."

by dehski September 19, 2010