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Brookie cookie

Friend: *makes a funny joke*
Brookie cookie: HAHA *snorts

Friends: Brookie cookie did you snort ?!
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Brookie Cookie

Brooke is a person who likes Air New Zealand and smiles a lot, obsessed with English and school in general. But, Brooke is bad at pulling resting depressed face she looks like she's constipated when she tries... it's pretty funny actually hahahahaha. she is in our core class and she is a girl she has a cat she has a brother she has a mum she has a daddy she has a Camelbak drink bottle which is blue, she is married to airnz btw.
Chloe: Where is brooke?
Lorenzo: not at home
Chloe: Why?
Lorenzo: she loves school... duh
*Brookie walks into scene*
Brookie: Sorry i gtg now
Chloe: why, you just got here
Lorenzo: yeah
Brookie: gotta do some of them essays
Lorenzo: wtf we just had english
Brookie: yeah. but miss S lives with me now, ENGLISH 24/7 LOL
Lorenzo & Chloe: ok bye Brookie Cookie
by catdogcatdogcatdog June 10, 2019
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Brookie

A common nickname for girls named Brooke. Though Brookes are often seen as perky, blond, bitchy, and shallow, there are a number of intelligent, brunette Brookies who have to live with these stereotypes. If you come across one of these rare finds, you can most likely get their attention by talking about alternative and rock music, biting them (such as on the arm or shoulder), or ranting about the government in a non pompous way. Or just scream, "RACCOON." Brookies love raccoons.
"See that new girl?"

"Yeah.... She aint like most Brookes."

"I believe she prefers Brookie. Imma get her attention."

"How?"

"RACCOON!!!!!!"
by Lady Art3mis May 3, 2013
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Brookielyn

It’s a slor against people named brooke
“Omg did u hear brookielyn is sad today?”
“Smh u can’t say that that’s a slor”
by Pocketknfe November 16, 2021
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Brookie

Getting a blow job in the bathroom with the water running
How was your brookie
by Mr. Beardo1 May 10, 2018
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Brookside Teapot

Receiving oral from a woman, you ejaculate in her mouth. She retains the prize, you then proceed to insert a hand into her vajin or anal passage at her choosing. Once the hand is secured , proceed to pick her rear end up, holding the back of her neck. As she opens her mouth, the man butter pours off her chin like a nice brew of earl grey.

A variation of the Brookside teapot is the Teaset, which involves a lady lying on her back, mouth open, acting as a teacup.
Bro, I brewed a batch so big in last nights Brookside Teapot, the cup ran over ! Hell of a mess on the couch.
by English Bob Limey twat June 17, 2009
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BrookieBear<3

The most amazing, sweetest, cutest, funnest, most down to earth girl. She is classy, and knows how to take her time, and knows what she whats. Any man or girl would be luck to know her. I know i am. I love her...with all my heart..and to be honest. I'd marry her.

She always takes me breath away when i hear her talk, and i may have not met her yet, but i know when i first lay eyes on her, it would be the Prettiest thing i've ever seen<3

I love you, Brooke. You're truly amazing(:
See her? Her name is BrookieBear<3 she is amazing, and pretty!:
by Bobb joe. July 11, 2011
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