Chronic Bronchitis is a condition developed from smoking Chronic for a very long time. Some one with Chronic Bronchitis will cough and hack their guts out nearly everytime they take a hit. See Chronic Fatigue.
"My Uncle Bob suffers from Chronic Bronchitis. He can't even smoke a bowl with out almost choking to death"
by JGSR July 22, 2006
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Dude 1: I took my kids to the prehistoric museum.
Dude 2: Oh sick, did you see the bronchitis-saurusrex?
Dude 1: Nigga what?!
My boi littlefoot was a bronchitis-saurusrex
Dude 2: Oh sick, did you see the bronchitis-saurusrex?
Dude 1: Nigga what?!
My boi littlefoot was a bronchitis-saurusrex
by CooNian August 13, 2018
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Bronxitis • broncitis • bronchitis • brochitis • bongitis • Bonitis • Boneitis • Broitis • broitishman • Bronitiation
Calling it sick for a day to get some more quality time with a sweaty 360 controller instead of going to work or school.
Darlington: Hey, where's Baje?
Me: $10 says it's x-boxitis. He said something about hitting the CoD5 yesterday.
Darlington: Does he need a get well soon card?
Me: $10 says it's x-boxitis. He said something about hitting the CoD5 yesterday.
Darlington: Does he need a get well soon card?
by Deuce"Nurgen"Devine January 28, 2009
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Surprised spouse: You're a "wumun"?
Person 1: I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse
Surprised spouse: You're a horse?
Person 1: I'm not really a horse I'm a broom....
*Broom tips over*
Damn, that Broomitis is serious.
Surprised spouse: You're a "wumun"?
Person 1: I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse
Surprised spouse: You're a horse?
Person 1: I'm not really a horse I'm a broom....
*Broom tips over*
Damn, that Broomitis is serious.
by Nykkee February 13, 2010
Get the Broomitis mug.A serious medical condition in which the bones are extremely brittle and almost constantly deliver extreme pain. To date there is no cure, however there are treatments to make the pain less severe. There will likely not be a cure until the year 3000
by Curtis_house May 26, 2009
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Examples of such activities include but are not limited to: Sitting around playing video games for too many hours on end, injuring one's self during a "hold my beer" moment, or passing out in an awkward and/or uncomfortable place or position (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).
Examples of such activities include but are not limited to: Sitting around playing video games for too many hours on end, injuring one's self during a "hold my beer" moment, or passing out in an awkward and/or uncomfortable place or position (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).
"Bruh...my Brositis is really acting up today after jumping out of Chad's window and sleeping in the bushes last night."
by JimTheGrim September 1, 2018
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