bromosexuality

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:

bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."

by missLyma March 13, 2009

Broesamle

A Broesamle is a person who is little crazy most of the time but knows when to shut up. People will trash talk him/her because of jealousy and talk behind their back. They are very pretty even though they dont agree and they're very talented.

Shes a Broesamle.

by dmitchell54 January 23, 2011

double bromega

when two bros split an adderall anally to get the job done. double bromega.

bob and wes couldn't decide on the last half, so they double bromegaed.

by Sir Biff June 16, 2015

brometer

a brometer is a measuring device used to gauge the level of one's "bro-ness"

Damn bro, your brometer must be off the charts!

by Yaegerbro June 13, 2011

Brometheus

A titan of a bro who, after bringing fire down from Mt. Brolympus so that bros could light their blunts, was punished by being chained to the rocks and having his liver destroyed not by an eagle, but by absurd amounts of Patron.

Also the brother of Fratlas, and a fellow titan with Bronos.
Freed by Hercules, so that he could continue Bro-ing out.
Truly a God among Bros.

Bro 1: Anyone got a lighter?
Bro 2: Ya bro, toke it up.
Bro 1: You are truly Brometheus, bro!

by Lagbro November 3, 2011

bromosexual

A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.

"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."

by AGBoss May 12, 2009

bromise

Essentially a promise you make to a bro. One that you can never break. ever. Stronger than a promise.

"I bromise you that i will never sleep with your girlfriend. ever"

by eSKape March 13, 2009