Bollid

An absolutely banterous legend, named after the first Bollid: David ‘Solid’ Collid.

I can’t believe you bought everyone drinks mate, you’re such a bollid.

by Dontjumponme November 1, 2018

bollocks

n. Plural. Vulgar Slang. from Middle English ballocks meaning testicles.
1. no good; rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. an exclamation on making a error
4. testicles
n. Antonym. the dog's bollocks
5. outstanding

1. Sod it, I am bollocks at this game!
2. Oh bother, Obama is talking bollocks again.
3. Bollocks!... BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS!
4. She'll cut off your bollocks and cram them up your arse.
5. Wow, that meal was the dog's bollocks!

by ChipW July 28, 2009

Billy big Bollocks

Someone who exhibits signs of being braver or more confident than they actually are

Look at Billy big Bollocks over there, trying to pick a fight with that big bloke.

by Morriarty! May 12, 2011

Bollof

Someone who sits there trifling everyday. Every breath they take is trifle. They don’t breathe air they breathe trifle.

Can also be used as a verb or adjective- Bollofed/bollofing

I can’t believe she sat there with her toes in my face…she’s the biggest bollof I’ve ever seen

by fruttitutti July 3, 2022

Bollocks

A highly flexible term commonly used by the English.

1. something rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. something great
4. the best possible
5. testicles
6. exclamation on making a error.

1. That Mel Gibson movie was a load of bollocks.
2. That Tony Blair is talking bollocks.
3. That curry was the bollocks!
4. That your wife is the dog's bollocks when it comes to cooking!
5. Then she kicked him in the bollocks.
6. Bollocks!

by Bagpuss August 15, 2003

Bollock Black

Bollock black is when someone is at the darkest of angry. They have reached a certain depth of angry, so deep that they are black with anger.

Kallum: *makes immense noise*
Ollie: *chases Kallum in anger*
Kallum: “fuck! he’s bollock black now”

by Conorboiboss September 3, 2021

Gammon bollard

The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den

"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"

by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009