1. Perplexed or completely puzzled by the unbro actions of anti-bros, or by the lack of intelligence and knowledge of those who are not bro.
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The average bro suffering from enraging cognitive dissonance over latent homosexuality. prone to steroid-induced rage at parties when drunk and upset over a bro ho skank.
did you see that brofuck punching his truck window? i guess his girl was giving some dude a blumpkin.
by beavis and buttfuck September 12, 2007
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Joe: Yo, Louis, you wanna go snowboarding tomorrow?
Louis: I can't, I'm chilling with my girl.
Joe: Come on man, bros before hoes. You gotta listen to Brofucius.
Louis: I can't, I'm chilling with my girl.
Joe: Come on man, bros before hoes. You gotta listen to Brofucius.
by phillyfan135 February 21, 2011
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Isiah was dressed so brofreshionally today, he got a promotion and the secretarys number all in one meeting.
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Barrier, divider, or buffer which is generally a pillow, placed between guys (bro's) while sitting on a couch watching a sporting event.
Jon and Mike were watching the hockey game, but when they touched it was ok because they had already placed a brofer between them.
Mike and Jon watched the entire hockey game with a brofer between them.
Mike and Jon watched the entire hockey game with a brofer between them.
by brosb4hos May 24, 2009
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