thailandian brocoli

a ✨special✨ green thing that grows on trees.

omggg u got some thailandian brocoli just for me thankuuuu

thailandian brocoli is so cool

by ur local duck May 1, 2021

brocoli

The green stuff you never wanted to eat.

Eat your brocoli Timmy, it will make you big and strong like hulk hogan.

by Hulktasticly Hogan December 1, 2015

jizz broccolli

the difficult art of a male perming his ballfro and ejaculating into a womens mouth. the women then spits the jizz onto the ballfro and gently scrubs it in. the couple then waits until the semen has hardened and proceed to shave the white ballfro, dye it green and eat it for dinner.
CAUTION: after eating this, the jizz broccolli takes years to digest, comparable to swallowing gum.

"Wow, that jizz broccolli i harvested last night was worth the wait!"

by cumbucket supreme December 21, 2009

brocollied

When you get brocollied by a meme

"OH MY NIG NOG YOU JUST GOT BROCOLlIED SON!"

by Lenny Teh Spenny November 13, 2016

Brocillis

An organ found only in one specimen of creature, The Rouse. It connects their cock to their lungs. and is the only known way to Impregnate ones chest.

Hey Rouse did you Impregnate your chest through your Brocillis?

by Neragith October 12, 2008

Broccolli

The best and healthiest vegetable there is on planet earth.
Raccoons hate broccoli.

Bob: I love broccolli

by Lucifero September 22, 2016

Baby Brocoli

When someone fakes being a stoner but clearly doesn’t have experience smoking.

Example. Coughing too much, throwing up, blowing the smoke out quickly, tapping out with just one hit or 2.

You can’t even hit the pen right, you a baby brocoli.

by CheebaHandler May 10, 2024