Person1: I love you.
Person2: Broccoli
Person1: How does my hair look?
Person2: Broccoli.
Person1: What's the answer to number 42?
Person2: BROCCOLI !
Person2: Broccoli
Person1: How does my hair look?
Person2: Broccoli.
Person1: What's the answer to number 42?
Person2: BROCCOLI !
by BLONDIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE May 16, 2011
by amberpoop November 20, 2020
drunk and stoned to the point of no return. Signs of someone being broccoli is crawling on their hands and knees trying to get to the nearest bed, or staying close to the floor just trying to breathe. Do not disturb or attempt to talk to someone who is broccoli, just let them go. At this point,sexof any kind is totally out of the question.
I knew we shouldn't have smoked that joint after the bar. Look at Linda now....she is just broccoli!!
by the_trapper August 17, 2006
by TaylorAndelko April 18, 2007
when someone tries ta front on you and sell you what he claims ta be dro but in actuality is bogus and aint even weed.
i'm in this new hood, and ask some nigga wher i could find some dro' he pulls out some broccoli, won't even let me smell it sayin' he wants a C-note for it.
by .:Kess:. February 14, 2004
by laura.slays March 12, 2017
Broccoli Boi AKA Izuku Midorya is our cute broccoli so if Bakugo hurts him we shall defend our little Broccoli
by TodoBaku February 21, 2019