Brotection

Protection from your bros when bitches be hatin'

"Hey, my ex's parents are here, you think you guys could give me some brotection if they come hate on me?"

by c-dome April 27, 2009

brosext

An act akin to texting, and furthermore sexting. To text a bro is to brotext. To sext a bro is to brosext.

"Cool story, bro! We should brosext sometime. No homo though." (It's actually VERY homo)

by MrRivera September 21, 2011

Brotection

A bro's method of not getting his slampiece pregnant. Not a condom, brotection is pulling out.

Dan: Hey Spence, you gonna slam that brah using protection? You know, like a modnoc or something?

Spencer: That ain't me. I just use brotection. It's safer.

Dan: I heard condoms are safer than pulling out.

Spencer: Questionable.

by Emasdiez November 20, 2009

Brotex

A napkin or wad of tissue wedged into a guys crack to prevent swamp ass or monkey butt. Also know as a manpon.

I knew I would be sweating my balls off on the disc golf course so I inserted a brotex manpon.

by hot papa 1960 June 23, 2016

Brotesters

A group of bros who strongly disagree with government policies, such as bromance not being a legaly binding contact.

That group of brotesters must be protesting that "Bromance" isn't a valid relationship status on the upcoming census.

by RusticFlare July 26, 2016

Brotesting

When the homies protest cause the hoes aint loyal.

the boys will be brotesting the beach because the hoes b wildin.

by HaydenBeCheatin May 28, 2021

Brotential

The potential to develop a bromance

When Stan met Shane and they bonded over their mutual love of baseball, he felt immediately that there was brotential

by Raybellene October 29, 2021