broffessional

one who has reach the pinnacle of their broffessional life

man, did you see jbone tonight? he had both a bluetooth and a vajayjay on his face. so broffessional.

by thee hammer October 23, 2007

Broffiti

the use of a permanent marker to leave certain markings on an unsuspecting, sleeping brother.

after my bro passed out from the paty lastnight i left my signature 'dick on the forehead' tag. I love broffiti.

by Von_345 October 25, 2011

broffee

Meeting for coffee for two male straight guys, to talk about their problems with their wives or gfs.

-Hey, wanna come over to see the game?
-Sorry man, I promised to go out in the afternoon for a broffee with Nick. He's having a load of troubles with his wife. Again.

by ambageo January 30, 2016

broffeine

Guys having coffee together.

John and David met for some broffeine time.

by dsteven September 13, 2016

broffee

Broffee is a stimulating beverage, often brewed with stale coffee granules and warm beer. Broffee purists argue that beer must be the primary liquid used to brew the coffee; however, coffee addicts and other degenerates have been known mix pre-made coffee with beer.

While John and Tommy prefer to brew their broffee by pouring an old beer directly into the back of the coffee maker, Andrew will simply pour an old beer into a moldy cup of Joe.

by Mantis Toboggan, M.D. December 8, 2009

Broffspring

Pronounced - Br-off-spring

Brother from the same, or another mother.

Jen and her brother Alex hung out at the Hockey game. Jen loves spending time with her broffspring.

by guitar_age November 21, 2010

broffice

A combination of words bro and office, casually referring to a work place.

Hey, let's get some coffee at the broffice

by charge22807 November 7, 2015