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butt brisket

A term used to define a particularly large and/or volatile bowel movement. Butt briskets are almost always preceded by several minutes or even hours of intestinal noises. Sometimes the butt brisket is so large that you can actually feel it as it move through your intestines.

When the butt brisket reaches your rectum, it causes the feeling that you are about to uncontrollably shit your pants and forces you to find the nearest toilet, coffee can, bush, etc.

Butt briskets often come out in the form of explosive diarrhea and are sometimes accompanied by jalepeno asshole.

NOTE: not to be confused with butt biscuit
I got a big ol' beefy butt brisket brewing.
by EricTheRed November 20, 2004
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briscwned

pr "brisk-owned"
You've just been briscwned if someone got the last word on you, especially if you can't reply, either due to the sheer genius of their statement or by their making it physically impossible for you to reply.

Referencing Detective Lennie Briscoe from Law & Order's perennial last word during the show's cold open.
Wow, Roo just got briscwned by Ugly Sally!
by dr.e0r January 29, 2008
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Brishly

A scathing, rapid-talking, pointed, seemingly-indefensible, and spiky opinion on a matter.
"Regardless of how you view his politics, most agree that Ben Shapiro's brishly stances on policy made legible debate all but moot save for those rare tenants of the world in blessed possession of a slo-mo blaster."
by The Artiscrybre July 9, 2022
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brisbane

The capital of Queensland, Australia. It's as great as Sydney and Melbourne without the wankers!
Brisbane, beautiful one day, perfect the next!
by Bris girl! May 22, 2004
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Briseyda

A generous sweet lovely girl who stays true and is always willing to put a smile on anyones face, especially those she cares about. She's the type of girl to put in her all and keep promises. She has great taste in music, she's always there, she's very friendly and trustworthy. She's also polite and innocent in public but an absolute freak in bed.
Who's that?

Oh, that's Briseyda.
She looks stuck up.
What? No way, she's the complete opposite!
by heyheyinfinitive June 16, 2014
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Briskin

It's a frase commonly used by famous youtuber jeybriski
Are you briskin?
by Jeybriski August 16, 2021
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Brisa

A fine ass lil mexican girlb that will jus blow yoo mind with her lil cut self she could really do a good impact in your life shes really gorgues funny cute shes the best out here :')
by Poppa Jesus August 27, 2017
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