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Brostosterone

A hormone that flows thru the veins of bro's. It gets out of control when haters talk shit.
Yo Emer chill out, you should understand this in a positive manner...its brostosterone roaming through your body
by goatfishsandwich March 9, 2011
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brixton

Some arsehole says that Brixton isn't that much more dangerous than other parts of London. Perhaps that arsehole should consider getting off the weed and read some police statistics for Lambeth. Start at Cold Harbour Lane having the dubious distinction of being statistically the most dangerous street in the U.K. and move on from there.

Time to get into reality, tough guy.
Cold Harbour Lane Brixton London
by MandyJ February 23, 2008
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Brixton typewriter

Hey kid, hand me my brixton typewriter so I can dispose of this thief on my lawn.
by Jim jim the drunk August 29, 2009
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Ass-Bisto

Pronounced Ahhhh-sss-Bisto. The gravy like substance fired down the cold ceramic of a toilet. Usually credited to a dodgy curry, it often leaves ringsting to the unlucky recipient and whilst in full flow will echo the sounds of a machine gun being fired into a pond.

This is one gravy train nobody wants a ticket to ride and will arrive without any schedule.
Ohhhh lord of mercy that curry has given me Ass-Bisto, I'd give it 5 before you attack that bathroom
by Gooch_goblin November 26, 2018
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bristol stool chart

A classification of poo into 7 different categories...
It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.

The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).
I have a Bristol Stool chart in my shitter so I can see what kind of stool I passed!! today was a type 7!! very urgent and I needed to go and it was like a water fountain!!
by castanza January 2, 2009
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Brixton Bluestripe

The free shirt given to defendants who have never owned an item of apparel that buttons, so that juries will not be prejudiced against them because of their clothes.
Sir Radish, QC: The fucking expert witness died. Slap clerk Falwell in a Brixton Bluestripe and tell him he's on double time.
by whiteteeth October 6, 2011
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