An artist who sells his wares in markets in the manner of an East End costermonger. He sets up his stall at dawn and adopts a cockney accent. His sad attempt to fit in with the common people is often seen through and he then becomes the victim of a thorough beating.
Look at that little cunt with the paintings!
Yeah, he's a Briggsy monger for sure. Let's pummel the little fucker.
Yeah, he's a Briggsy monger for sure. Let's pummel the little fucker.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 22, 2006
Get the Briggsy monger mug.A popular game in the gay community. Participants "do" themselves with a succession of chocolate bars. The sequence of bars gets progressively difficult. Entrants are eliminated if they fail to insert any of the bars. The final one used is a king-size Toblerone. The game was named after its originator, who was also the first participant to complete the sequence.
Who's up for a game of Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge?
Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.
Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006
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Get the Briggsen Burner mug.A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything
by Rubber Sheath September 19, 2008
Get the Cerebral Briggsy mug.A short-lived 1990s television programme based on Jim'll Fix It in which gay art icon Briggsy made the dreams of homosexuals come true. One classic episode featured Briggsy riding a greased pig through Liverpool before masturbating into the River Mersey whilst singing "I am what I am"
Homosexual 1: I really want to be gang-buggered by a colony of baboons.
Homosexual 2: Briggsy'll Fix It!
Homosexual 2: Briggsy'll Fix It!
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland November 27, 2006
Get the Briggsy'll Fix It mug.The tramp's snail trail glistens like aurora borealis so therefore lights up the night sky from his cardboard box haven. This cheap method of boho lighting has been used at various gay parties throughout soho and the west end, not forgetting clapham.
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