Tower Bridging

A rare but enjoyable activity that requires three; normally one female and two males. The lady enjoys the company of the men sexually, by fellating one whilst fornicating with the other; the familiar twos-up porno film routine. At the point of climax for the gentlemen, they give each other a double high five over the unaware lady's back, like Tower Bridge when a masted ship enters port - the seamen are reaching the dock. Mutual climaxing and a foghorn sound is optional.

Jacques and Bob had met her in the club, and had gone back to the Travelodge together. With only one Durex, Jordan suggested a threesome - one in the south, one in the mouth. The boys enthusiastically agreed and pumped away until, paaaaaaaaarrrpp, they found themselves Tower Bridging. Only the sound of hands clapping and skin slapping filled the slightly shabby room and they both felt a little bit emptier. Apart from Jordan who was a little bit fuller.

by The Brown Piper May 1, 2007

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Bringing up Laura Branigan

A term used when a person is so sick they are throwing up what they consumed in the 80's.

Although names of other pop stars of the era may be used to define the amount of effort involved in emesis it is worth noting that there is some debate as to whether "Bringing up Pat Benatar" implies as deep a retching as "Bringing up Laura Branigan".

"Bringing up Rick Astley" is only ever used by people who didn't actually live through the 80's and who spend their days on YouTube.

Medical note: Known to cause Boerhaave's syndrome (effort rupture of the esophagus).

80's Survivor #1: "Heard you were really sick."
80's Survivor #2: "Oh, man, I was bringing up Laura Branigan."

by The JOKERCAT February 3, 2013

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Brighting

Brighting used in Gang Stalking as a form of Torture or Threat
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1. Mobile
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a. This involves a vehicle parked on the roadside with headlights on facing the subject as he/she walks or drives by. The car may then drive away just after the subject sees the truck/car to further target the subject.
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b. A parked vehicle with headlights on in front of the subject's house that drives away when the subject looks out the window.
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c. An oncoming car with High Beams on in a location where they should not be used and are not dimmed!!
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The above two overt tactics are done initially to sensitize the subject.
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Then the brighting may continue by one or more vehicles parked in a store parking lot with headlights on as subject drives by or vehicles parked in their own driveways with their headlights on as the subject drives by.
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These tactics are then done many, many times thereafter to torture and threaten the subject as he/she drives by.
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c. Turning on High beams in normal driving conditions where they should not be used!!
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2. Stationary
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This involves shining bright lights on the subject from cars or a neighbors residence through the subject's window. Sometimes a handheld spotlight is used.

When walking or driving down the road, on the other side is a car or truck parked with Headlights ON. As soon as you see this vehicle, it drives off. This is a threat to not go where you are going, which may be your workplace. This is done very overtly at first to assure it is directed at the victim. This sensatizes the victim to look for cars parked with headlights on. Subsequent brightings the vehicle may not drive off. The vehicle may be also be in a parking lot or residential driveway with the Headlights on and may or may not have someone in it!

by MRGs February 12, 2006

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Bringing your own sand to the beach

Taking your girlfriend / boyfriend to a party or social event where there will be plenty of single women / men to mingle with.

Damn, can you believe that Colin is actually bringing his own sand to the beach tonight! Doesn’t he know that Anna's parties are crawling with beautiful single models!!!

by BigCee September 6, 2005

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