jonas bridges

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by Daddyjonasbridges February 8, 2017

Bridgewater

Bridgewater is a small town just south of Boston. It used to be mainly a farming community though few working farms exist there anymore. Lake Nippenicket, aka "The Nip" and the Taunton River are in Bridgewater. Bridgewater is also home to Bridgewater State College, or BSC. We have a T station and lots of fast food restaurants. The 99 was probably the biggest thing to hit Bridgewater in a long time. Bridgewater-Raynham Regional Highschool is really, really old but we are in the process of building a new one. Bridgewater and Raynham become the same place when you get to highschool. If you're from Bridgewater then you know that going "uptown" means you are going to the Roche Bros. plaza and that it's practically impossible to walk into school without your Dunkin Donuts and Mary Lous in the morning. You also know what "the Dome" is and that it's no longer a dome. You probably drive Rt 18 and 28 daily. You know that the fireworks are always on Legion Field. Being from Bridgewater, it is necessary to know about the "Bridgewater Triangle". The Triangle extends from Abington to Freetown to Rehoboth and includes the Hockamock Swamp area in Bridgewater. It is believed to be an area of intense, paranormal activity, including Bigfoot sightings.

Bridgewater Dialogue:
A: Hey, wanna go uptown and get Dunks?
B: Yea, I gotta stop at Roche's first to get stuff for the party at the Nip tonight.
A: Okay, I'm gonna run over to Raynham real quick and pick some people up.

by Alana2187 September 29, 2005

Phoebe bridgers

God, simply god.

"So, do you believe in God?", "Yes, Phoebe bridgers."

by phoebsstan April 28, 2022

East Bridgewater

A small town in the south shore of Massachusetts. Home to Viking Pizza, CVS, the Viking Rec Center, and the Red Sox relief pitcher Manny Delcarmen. The Biggest company in town used to be the Shaw's warehouse but they left, no wonder. Now the biggest company is Ocean State where more people steal useless shit than buy it. Behind Ocean State and CVS is a popular spot for drug deals, fights, and hanging out. The movie theater there brings in about $400 a week. Snazzy.

East Bridgewater is poor.

by adsfsfds July 3, 2008

BridgeGate

A severely overblown "scandal" when leftists and many Democrats -- in an effort to distract from the ACTUAL problems in the country and Obama administration scandals like the pathetic Obamacare rollout -- hyperventilated, shat their pants, and otherwise freaked out over a local NY/NJ bridge closure allegedly involving Chris Christie, with little to no substantiated proof of any wrongdoing on Christie's part. In their true hypocritical ways, all of the real scandals involving the Obama administration, on the other hand, were brushed off as nonsense. The reasoning was because in recent polls, Chris Christie was the Republican frontrunner against Hillary Clinton, and all competition must be squashed.

Good gawd, turn off MSNBC! All they're doing is yelling about how they hate that the Romney family has a non-Caucasian child, and the freaking witch hunt on Christie. CNN spends endless minutes on Bridgegate, while conveniently ignoring all of the Obama administration scandals. Where can I find some actual news instead of this smear campaign nonsense?

by NHinthehouse February 2, 2014

bridges and tunnel crowd

Crowd that goes through tunnels and across bridges to Manhattan at weekends to party. Especially refers to people from New Jersey, Queens and Brooklyn.

"I don't want to go there - it's full of the bridges and tunnel crowd".

by Melpomene2010 November 12, 2010

Jeff Bridges Oscar Nomination

Inspired by, of course, Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination. When penetrating a lady friend from behind up the 'wrong'un' (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'Starman') Keep slapping her ass shouting,"Who's the dude?" (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film ' The Big Lebowski'). At the moment of gratification, grab said lady friends hair into managable clumps to represent reigns and yell, "Rooster Cogburn, Roooster Cogburn" at point of climax (inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'True Grit'). The young lady should now be walking like John Wayne so you penis slap her face and say "Where's your Oscar?".

I'd really love to see Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination, bend over love.

by Valha11aAwaits September 16, 2011