Baby needs a Benadryl

internal monologue of exhausted parents

Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.

by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021

brendaly

crazy bitch

don't get a brendaly.

by Cookiepinaplle eatingelephant December 8, 2017

boundarylessness

Adj/Adv. "Without boundaries". The word's origins are traced to a General Motors pamphlet issued several years ago.

"Here at General Motors, our goals are boundarylessness."

by TimSatan May 12, 2007

Benadryl'd

The act of giving your husband Benadryl so that he's too tired for sex.

I Benadryl'd Jason so he'd leave me the hell alone.

by Truth telling 101 January 15, 2017

Takin Benadryl

Bend then drill; Ben and take in the drill; sexual intercourse while the female is bend over.

Friend: You takin benadryl every morning?
Her: every morning benadryl works for me

by @Hip_Matter August 14, 2019

benadryled

The cheap alternative to roofies. Add a splash of benedryl to her drink, stuff it in a cheese pocket, offer her the treat, and reap your rewards later.

Oh my god, Becky totally got benadryled last night by that punk, Ben. She was sooo sleepy.

by loopyboo January 3, 2016

Benadrylcumberbitch

The best people on fucking earth. kind, loyal, in incredible need of mental help. Mostly horny , wattpad is their only hobby .Failing ,most classes. Needs to get a life .

Benadrylcumberbitch is the funniest person on earth #deesnutzz #couldneverbeyou #mybaby

by Rocksie May 30, 2021