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breastboarding

Breastboarding is asphyxiation by American mammary glands. A paradigm of non-torture utilized to elicit military intelligence. A means of education; didactic. See waterboarding for a less entertaining form of erudition.
GI Jane breastboarded that "terrorist" all the way to Allah. Her breastboarding was beautiful and brutal and blissbul to witness. I savor the thought of hopefully seeing a callipygian version of her breastboarding.
by jablake April 2, 2008
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breastilations

A more proper term for titillation, to get your tits all excited. Turkey's done!
"Wow, the new Ryan Gosling poster got all the ladies in breastilations."
by Grandpa Murphy April 18, 2016
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breasticularity

Noun. Related to the adjective breasticular and the adverb breasticularily.

Breasticularity is formal slang for the look and feel of someone's breasts. It is sometimes used alone to imply vastness, but it is usually pre- or post-modified with adjectives and adverbs in noun phrases or through use of a sentence containing a subject or object predicative as shown in the examples below.
Her breasticularity cost her a fortune. He loved his flat breasticularity after the operation. She had long thought of expanding her breasticularity surgically. Her impressive breasticularity made eye contact hard. She opted for maximum breasticularity when transitioning. He enjoyed the breasticularity of youtubers in the privacy of his room.
by Breasticular July 20, 2019
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breasticularily

Adverb related to the adjective breasticular and the noun breasticularity.

Formal slang. Used to describe a verb or and adjective as having to do with breasts. It often implies vastness when used to describe people.
She is breasticularily gifted by nature. He is breasticularily inclined. Her breasticularily extreme girlfriend got all the attention. The very breasticularily enhanced trans-woman also had a beautiful face.
by Breasticular July 20, 2019
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breastarian

A breastarian is someone who believes in the sacredness of breasts and believes that they should be worshipped at all times.
Gaurav is becoming a Breastarian.
by Lilypad April 9, 2022
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breastarian

A breastarian is someone who believes in the sacredness of breasts and believes that they should be worshipped at all times.
Gaurav is becoming a Breastarian.
by Lilypad April 9, 2022
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