breaktarded

The act of suggesting a delicious breakfast hang over cure, typically served post-breakfast time, consisting of bizarre ingredients and usually ends in repulsion and revulsion. Sometimes ends friendships. May result in anal vomiting.

Jane: 'So guys, how do you like my hangover cure?'

White Thunder: 'Peanut butter, egg, and cheese on toast was totally breaktarded. Get out.'

by The Breaktarded Club October 16, 2011

Blitarded

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.

Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded

by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

beautarded

When someone says something so stupid you question if they might be mentally challenged, but they're pretty so they get away with it.

"Man, that hottie says some dumb s*** but she's fine as hell. Straight beautarded!"

by ianvogue May 13, 2014

bruhtarded

When something is so retarded it causes you to lose so many brain cells that instead of moaning bruh or calling it retarded you mix them together

Mike: Dude, how could Anthony break his own door in the frat house?
Sam: Idk, seems pretty bruhtarded to me.

by NoDreamer August 27, 2017

Breetarded

A metal song or band that has so many pig squeals (bree), that it's beyond all human comprehension.

1) Dude, did you hear that song 'A Furtive Monologue' by Despised Icon? It's fucking Breetarded!

by Breediculouslyschmexy December 9, 2008

betarded

Acting silly or goofy. Speaking nonsense and making no real point.

Wow, i am so betarded. I'm not making any sense.

by T-Man November 2, 2004

Britarded

When someone acts stupid and basically sounds just like Brianne after drinking Lemonade with wayyy too much sugar in it.

1) Wow, you're britarded.
2) That was one of the most britarded things you have ever done.
3) She's the slut...boooonnngggg.
4) Damn I really want a bagel.

by Kershaw July 5, 2004