A condition where you frequently tap or step on your brakes when you don't need to. Most brake happy people are senior citizens or people that are terrified of or intrigued by everything on the road. Being stuck behind a brake happy person makes you seriously consider driving off of a cliff.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Why is he braking? There is no one in front of him and this lane doesn't end for another mile."
Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."
Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."
Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."
Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."
by westfalia January 15, 2010
Get the brake happy mug.When ones tailgating you so close you can not see their headlights. You proceed to slam on your brakes then immediately punch the throttle entering v-tec.
Ole J was driving along an old kentuky road when out of nowhere "someone" proceeds to tailgate him. Ole J's first reaction was to brake check to v-tec this guy and leave him in his dust.
by NA&CH August 14, 2009
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When your driving and you can see the person obviously is diving with one foot on thee gas and one foot on the brake.
when your driving and the person in front of you keeps hitting their brakes and you have to keep stomping on your brake just to prevent from hitting them
when your driving and the person in front of you keeps hitting their brakes and you have to keep stomping on your brake just to prevent from hitting them
by TheRealSuperGuy February 25, 2011
Get the Brake Hugger mug.The sound that emanates from a truck with air brakes at traffic lights just before they start rolling.
Man... I was at the light next to this BEAST of a semi... the light turned green and the BRAKE FART that rolled out from under there nearly blew me into the back seat of the car!!!!
by Bonemanrides October 11, 2016
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Get the Brake my chest mug.When you first have to take a piss while drinking alcohol. Once you brake the seal, you will be sporadically peeing all night.
by teshhhh August 17, 2010
Get the brake the seal mug.To fuck a good girl who does not like anal. While doing so, you must place her in the doggy-style position and fuck her vaginally until the moment just before reaching climax. Hence, the name, "brake job". After stopping and making her think you have blown your load already, you must then pull out and slam it in her ass. Remember to be quick...and accurate. Most guys only get one chance. but there have been exceptions. Hold on tight and finish fuckig her until you bust your nut right in her anal cavity. Then, and only then, will you join the ranks of the brake job elite.
Nigga' knew she was a slut, so he had his boy hide in the closet to videotape the attempted brake job. Once he got in her ass, she went crazy and got away. She hit the door quicker than a baby fetus out of my potato gun. He is not a brake job master.
by Jon Mundy September 14, 2007
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