baffled

when ur surprised

julian: lora was talking bout you to me .
me: whattt im baffled , i thought we was friends .

by goofytigerr June 1, 2019

Bwaffle

Whilist stoned, RizN tried to say "Blueberry Waffle" but ended up saying "Bwaffle". This word has come to mean so much more in time. Bwaffle means EVERYTHING.

Last night I bwaffled the bwaffle out of your mom. Then she bwaffled my bwaffly car, and we bwaffled a bucket of pancakes. What a fucking bitch.

by Joint Masta Jay April 29, 2005

Braffled

To go out and get excessively drunk but still have a good story to tell about your adventures the following day.

Person 1 - "What'd you get up to last night?"
Person 2 - "Dude, I got braffled to fuck. I ended up pissing up a church and getting arrested. Was a good night"

by Reave1990 September 29, 2010

Bafflegasted

The stated of being totally surprised yet completely confused as to how or what the hell just happened.

Alex was totally bafflegasted when he looked down and realized he was on a Dan.

by mrchin July 29, 2010

Bafflejob

When a girl gives you a blowjob so good that you are just baffled.

"Damn that bafflejob was so good I'm still trying to figure out why my cum hit the ceiling fan"

by Thebaffle September 29, 2013

blaffle

When someone suffers from a blue waffle and diarrhea at the same time, thus creating a stew of puss, liquid poo, and blue-stained labia.

Nah son, you don't wanna go down there. I've got a blaffle situation going on and it looks like Aleppo.

by Echowood January 29, 2019

Baffled

To be confused

Yo mcwaffle dildo you get me baffled with that piss breath bruh ca fr.

by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019