Common identifier on female indicating that she is not legal to have sex with.
Common identifier on male indicating high probability he will not be fucking anyone.
Generally a serious cockblocker.
Nerdy form of fronts or grills.
Common identifier on male indicating high probability he will not be fucking anyone.
Generally a serious cockblocker.
Nerdy form of fronts or grills.
Defendant: I didn't know she was 16.
Judge: She had on braces for fuck sake.
Defendant: Did you just curse? Does that mean it's a mistrial?
Judge: Fuck no. Your ass is still going to jail.
Teen1: I just got braces.
Teen2: You a gansta now?
Teen1: (Sad Face)No....this means I'm not getting pussy.
Judge: She had on braces for fuck sake.
Defendant: Did you just curse? Does that mean it's a mistrial?
Judge: Fuck no. Your ass is still going to jail.
Teen1: I just got braces.
Teen2: You a gansta now?
Teen1: (Sad Face)No....this means I'm not getting pussy.
by Feckel Matters November 1, 2007
Get the bracesmug. Metal brackets hand made by demons and certified by satan himself. Satan assigns certain demons called orthodontists to place these torture devices onto unsuspecting good hearted peaple of planet earth. The metal brackets are used to hold a special bars or wires that go accross the teeth. It's litterally like being place behind bars, imprisoned in a paranoid state of pain and discomfort. I'd rather be placed behind bars in a state penitentiary than placed behind bars by an orthodontist. what a waste of money and time. I've been in braces for over 3 years now and had oral jaw surgery and it's destroyed my life. I cant talk, eat or do anything with my life I'm seriously thinking about killing myself.
by Adam1 October 13, 2006
Get the bracesmug. by knucklehead April 10, 2005
Get the bracesmug. 
Get the Bracesmug. An aesthetically based waste of money and life.
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.
Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.
If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.
But at least you'll look good, eh?
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.
Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.
If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.
But at least you'll look good, eh?
by Bill June 18, 2006
Get the bracesmug. Those metal wires on your teeth that can make you or break you, depending on your personality. They seem to be more acceptable now, if not popular. The most common color is black.
by we found a problem January 4, 2009
Get the bracesmug. noun
1. train tracks put on your teeth to make them straight by evil orthodontists who have no life and love to torture people.(see evil,satan,crap,unjust,cruel,wrong)
1. train tracks put on your teeth to make them straight by evil orthodontists who have no life and love to torture people.(see evil,satan,crap,unjust,cruel,wrong)
by kr1shii June 10, 2005
Get the bracesmug.