Bokonism

The religion made up by a negro man named Bokonon. It is a fictional religion used in the classic Kurt Vonnegut novel "Cat's Cradle" published in 1963. It is a religion that claims to all be lies, but is still popular in the fictional Caribbean Island "The Republic of San Lorenzo."

"All the true things I am about to tell you are all shameless lies," is a classic quote that defines the views of Bokonism.

by Mr. Mojo Risin' August 5, 2006

Bohonk

Ethnic slur that denotes someone of Czech nationality; especially from the region of Bohemia.

That Bohonk has been telling those girls at the bar that he is from Germany!

by QatarHero February 14, 2012

bolongoli

The greatest man alive and is Bateson bum fiddle

Manny: BOLONGOLI , get that in the back of your net

by Albert moss February 2, 2021

Bononer

When you get a boner for no apparent reason.

Shane was eating pizza when Heather noticed his bononer.

by geek in pink January 19, 2009

Bodongle

To spread apart one's ass cheeks and bellow a folk song into one's rectum.

Marisa's ass cheeks were red raw after Henry bodongled into her rectum.

by DoogleLover July 22, 2012

BoMontana Media

The most useless, biased, fake NFL news source on Instagram.

BoMontana Media is in bed with Elijah Moore.

by podunkcamar April 9, 2021

bobonics

phrases include - oh. HAILL. NAWW., WHAT!, aiite bet!, say werd (werd), GET WITH THE PROGRAM NIGGA.!, erghh!, yo fUCK UUUUUUUUUU!. MAHHHHHHHHHH DIICKKKKK. grape soda<3, scale of 1 to 10?, it aint easy bein BOEAZY, MAMA CHOI<3, you soft?

person 1 - yo! lets go to the movies
person 2 - on you?
person 1 - no doubt.
person 2 - say word~?
person 1 - word~
person 2 - aiite bet!
person 1 - bet!

(At the movies)
person 1 - yo what movie you wanna watch?
person 2 - broke back mountain
person 1 - OH. HAIIIIIIIIIL. NAW.
person 2 - what.? i heard it got good ratings.
person 1 - you know what else i heard got good rating?
person 2 - what?
person 1 - MAHHH DICKKK.
person 2 - grooow upp.
person 1 - GET WITH THE PROGRAMM NIGGA!
person 2 - -_-

(at the nrb)
person 1: you bringing your girlfriends?
person 2: chyeahh boyy
person 1: say werd.
person 2: werd.
person 1: scale of 1 to 10, how hot?
person 2: 10
person 1: aiite good shit
( meets girlfriends)
person 1: oh hail NAH. DAAA FUCK?

(at the Summit)
person 1: i gotta go see mamachoi and eat dinner
person 2: awww that's mad cute.
person 1: it's aiite. it's free food.
person 2: LOL

(at Springfield Blvd.)
person 2: meet me at spring
person 1: aiite bet
person 2: let's smoke up
person 1: oh hail NAH
person 2: yo nigga, you soft?
person 1: oh hail NAH i aint soft. let's smokee

Your bobonics is getting annoying.

by BoEaZy February 17, 2010