Box

Box: A 12 pack of beer, as opposed to the standard calling of 24 beers "A Case".

"Man I'm not lookin' to get to trashed tonight, why don't you just get a box of Bud Light bottles."

by Chaz King March 1, 2008

Box

Another word for penis. Mostly used as a code word for a joke.

The average box is near 6 1/2 inches long.
or..
I had to move many boxes yesterday. (lol)

by Vyto May 27, 2009

Box

when something is so fucking awesome its just, Box.

(also box is the opposite of frail)

yo bro that shit was so box, i just couldnt contain myself.

"yo this jew david got madd sloshed an shat all over the back seat of my car".

"Oh shit man that defiantly is the opposite of box".

by triple gangster x November 7, 2010

Boxing Box Boxing

The act of fisting your partner's vagina on December 26th, traditionally known as Boxing Day.

My girlfriend and I did some Boxing Box Boxing on each other this year; it's become a new Christmas tradition!

by David Tyrell December 23, 2020

box is box

The philosophy that regardless of attractiveness, age, and possibly (thanks to science) even gender, vagina is vagina and sex is sex.

Man, that chick was less attractive than my ass chihuaha, but box is box!

by Hambizzle October 24, 2005

box in a box

the greatest response to an snl skit ever

bush is ruining the country, but my bush never lies, its my box in a box for you

by YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY March 16, 2009

Box Boxing

A disastrous event that generally occurs during sex between an inexperienced and/or pornography driven male and a poor, unsuspecting female. When the participants are gearing up to do the "deed", the male deems it necessary to take his erect penis, and proceed to SLAP the females vagina in an ill-thought attempt to arouse her.

Consequences of this action are generally yelling, cringing, and prompt cease of sexual activity. Extreme cases will lead to injury, breakups, or imprisonment.

"We were messing around, making out, and getting ready to do it, and all the sudden he started BOX BOXING me! It hurt! I was completely not in the mood after that!"

by Emort June 18, 2008