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Betty Bowers

A character played by comedian Deven Green. The parodies she makes are meant to be satires about Christians and bible thumpers. Her YouTube account is MrsBettyBowers.
Mrs. Betty Bowers is kind of hot.
by ElfenLied June 14, 2009
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The Rusty Bower

The Rusty Bower is the latest and greatest sex position that's sweeping the nation.

In order to perform said position, you need to do the following.

1) Get a can of PBR
2) Get a girl
3) Position yourself in the Captain Morgan pose (standing up with one leg in the air)
4) With PBR in hand, bend her over and start going to town.
Ross wanted to try a new sex position, so he grabbed a PBR and gave her the Rusty Bower
by Hawkeye91 February 26, 2010
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Bower Shrub

Someone who is nice to everyone but gets awkward and weird when faced with someone who he has had issues with. Someone who is also gay and likes to fuck his friends.
That boy who just randomly pissed off that girl is such a bower shrub
by Najong November 3, 2016
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Bower

Usually a man that is homosexual and bows over to have gay sex
"I heard Nick is a Bower"
"Yes, he learnt that in prison"
by Tommybrah November 24, 2014
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bowering

An absolute legend and the nuttiest geezer who gets all the pussy
"You are such a Bowering"
by Stevo September 4, 2016
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Crystal Bowersox

Crystal Lynn Bowersox is currently an American Idol contestant. Born August 4, 1985 in Elliston, Ohio, she quickly captured the heart of the judges and the audience with her Joplin-meets-Raitt vocal plus the sincerity and honesty displayed in all her performances. She's considered the frontrunner in this competition as well as the sole female representative since the Top 5 was selected.
"Bowersox rocks!"
"Do you know why they call you Mamasox? Because you just schooled all those contestants!"
"Vote for Crystal Bowersox!"
by reddirtgirl May 7, 2010
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Bowers

1. The illegitimate spawn of Tina Fey and Albert Einstein. Often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such.

2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.

3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.
ex.1:

Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers.

ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.

ex.3:

Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim February 6, 2010
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