E-bortion

n. When someone starts an internet activity (i.e. Myspace or making a webpage) only to give it up in a period of 2-3 weeks.

I made a MySpace account the other week but I had to have an e-bortion because I actually have a real life.

by Matt Mmm July 21, 2008

Bootie Bank

A thing a guy says usually attractive and gets many women and when he says "Yes I just added her to my bootie bank" that means he just added her to his women bank just like you add money to you're bank.

Joe: Hey jack did you have fun with that girl last night ?
Jack: Yes, I totally added her to my bootie bank.

by Dane1000 April 2, 2015

Borther

A man that surpasses the title of brother, a man who is so lordly that a word must be made to describe him.

Tony: Have you met Phil yet?
Matt: I have, he has a badass voice!
Tony: He is a true borther.

by Nerdmeister August 4, 2016

bartier

a badass bitch with lots of money

girl 1: did you see cardi?
girl 2: yeah, she’s a bartier

by bhabygirl January 7, 2018

borientation

Training sessions, corporate videos, processing meetings, human resources intakes; borientation involves plunging headfirst into the esoteric excrement of your new institutional identity. Its sole purpose is to wring the last vestiges of individualism from your soul before you begin your corporate, educational or other insipid journey.

Freddy: When do you start work?
Velma: Well, I think I'll probably start working on Wednesday, but first I have to endure two horrific days of borientation.

by Matthew Lake December 8, 2007

bootie chaser

a man who likes booty so much he'd
even ask out a girl who is fugly if
she had a hot booty

The man was a bootie chaser because
the girl he asked out was not pretty
but had a nice ass.

by bootie chaser January 12, 2003

jordan bortis

Monkey boy lookin kid with small biceps that enjoys taking pictures of his nude body in the mirror

Jordan Bortis? If I saw the kid i'd tell him "shut up monkey boy"

by MrStealYoToast March 2, 2018