Borgasm

1) When someone is at their peak of boredom and he/she is about to go insane.

2) When someone has a very boring orgasm.

1) "Hey Chris! I'm having a serious borgasm here! Come over and bring Jordan. We'll make it a borgy!"

2) "I guess I'll just have a borgasm to pass the time!"

by lenovac May 7, 2010

Boregasm

Faking an orgasm to end a lovemaking session when you are bored with it or would rather be doing something else.

My girlfriend was bugging my for sex so I has a boregasm to get it over with so I could go back to watching the game.

by I. B. Wordy March 5, 2013

borgasm

The act of being so bored, you just HAVE to do something

oh my gawd, my dad made me go to church and i nearly had a borgasm

by chris182 January 14, 2009

boredgasm

A an orgasm, usually fake, that occurs when one is bored to death having sex with someone they'd much rather not be with.

During sex with her boring husband, Mary managed to squeeze out a boredgasm, just to get over having sex with him, so that she could go on to her other activities of the day.

by annieoakley March 1, 2010

Boredgasm

When you have have nothing do so you masterbate.

I was grounded all weekend so I decided to get a boredgasm.

by Boredgasm 64 May 10, 2019

Borgasmord

A boring assortment of leftovers used for any meal (i.e. breakfast, lunch, or dinner).

My friend, Judy, was not happy with her leftovers. She had a borgasmord of takeout.

by OwningKristina March 26, 2020

bonegasm

The feeling of relaxation when laying down on a bed and you feel all your bones just absolutely melt, releasing all the tension in your body. Sometimes accompanied by moaning really loudly out of comfort

After coming back from work, I literally had the biggest bonegasm as soon as I got into bed

by StarlightEclipse December 27, 2021