borked

Something is "borked" when it doesn't work correctly or misbehaves, generally due to negligence by the person(s) that are responsible for it.

Etymology: Combine one part "broken" and one part Swedish Chef and you get "borked."

This website is borked.
That mechanic borked your car.

by gfm November 18, 2004

bork

sound of le canine companion :)

Person: Who's a good :boy:?
Dog: BORK BORK

by BigPokemon October 29, 2020

bork

The noise that the Swedish Chef from the Muppets makes.

Bork Bork Bork Bork!
- The Swedish Chef from the Muppets

by kristyvictoria March 7, 2005

bork

to have one's character assasinated;
as in the treatment by the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee of Supreme Court Justice nominee Robert Bork.

You sure got borked on that deal.

by Paul M. Williamsen March 26, 2003

Bork

1.) A corruption of the Swedish word for
'away'; used by the Swedish Chef when
he throws objects into the air. (Adj.)

2.) The corruption of english language to
sound as if the Swedish Chef was
saying it. (N.)

3.) To change regular writing or speech
into "Borked" language or speech. (V.)

1.) "Bork, Bork, Bork!" (throws away ladle)

2.) original:
"Welcome to Wikipedia,
the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
2,602,815 articles in English"
"Borked" Text:
"Velcume-a tu Veekipedia,
zee free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.
2,602,815 erticles in Ingleesh"

by thewolvesarewatching March 9, 2009

Bork

Alternative term used for retching,
Nearly puking in your mouth but swallowing it back.

you make me want to bork you ugly hoe

i was borkin all morning after that night out

by Five_head December 23, 2009

Bork

An acronym for "Blade of the Ruined King", which is an item used in the video game "League of Legends" for increased attack speed, life steal, and slows other individual enemy champions.

Let me get cs so I can build my bork.

by Lost Santoryu May 19, 2014