Trent went out to the parking lot to go home for the evening. As he fumbled for his keys he detected a distasteful odor. Looking around to determine the origin of the foul stench, he realized that someone had left him an Atlanta Bouquet.
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The vacation sucked. The RV broke down, the dog shit in the tent twice, the weather was hot, then rainy, and we were out of beer. Man, that trip was about as fun as a bouquet of penises.
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Either because he's trying to get a quota, or you acted like an arse and deserved it.
Either because he's trying to get a quota, or you acted like an arse and deserved it.
I got stopped the other day for speeding. He ended up nailing me for a burnt headlight, no seatbelt, and an old insurance card. I got the bouquet.
by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009
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Get the Bouqueting mug.A man bouquet is what you have when you are surrounded by a group of foine, well-built, well-dressed, good-smellin', Jedi-hot, dreamy, wickedly smart, witty, talented, handy, willing to please men that all want YOU.
1. Candy looked around and suddenly realized that she had a tasty Man Bouquet at her disposal.
2. This dress is gonna attract me some serious Man Bouquet tonight.
2. This dress is gonna attract me some serious Man Bouquet tonight.
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