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bloogle balls

Bloogle balls are a medical condition resulting from the frustration of attempting to google someone and getting either no dirt at all or a sea of results for a multitude of people with the same name as your googlee. Often results from an underestimation of the popularity of the name you are searching.
"Mmm, that Dan Roche at work is so foine. Let's google him."
"OK... dannnn roooocchhe... ?!?!? results one to ten of two million!?"
"Oh suck! Bloogle balls!"
by laurosaur November 1, 2005
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Boogle

A negative result to having Googled a person; to be shocked or repulsed by what you find out about a person you have just Googled; to Google someone with the intention of finding out something negative about them.
"There's no way Janie's that perfect, I bet we could find out something if we boogle her."
by RuNikiRun March 31, 2008
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boogle

A large, lovable hug online

see huggles
unDeadepidemic: i love you kateeee!
kitiix: aww i love you too mikey ::boogles::
by Insane Enlightment July 23, 2004
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boogle

East Lancashire expression meaning to regurgitate the contents of one's stomach.
Jordan: Why weren't you at school yesterday?

Matty: I boogled mi brekkers on t'carpet. I should stop eatin' those black bananas.
by Lexiconstipation August 8, 2009
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Boogler

When you give someone a “Wet Willy”, but instead of using spit, you use a booger.
Eww a moist finger in my ear, was that a wet willy?

No, it was a Boogler!
by Monsterbator89 July 7, 2018
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bonogles

Sunglasses fitted with bright pink glass,mainly worn by untalented pop-artists of the homosexual persuation. Wearing this accessory for prolonged periods of time can have serious psychological bieffects on the wearer, such as wrongly comparing yourself to the Beatles, the perception that you have deep knowledge in subjects far beyond the limits of the pop-artists feeble mind and deeply enjoying the smell from the sulphur acids in your own flatulence. Looking directly at the sun while wearing bonogles will result in retinal cancer (retinoblastoma), though if you find yourself wearing bonogles, it is widely and strongly adviced that you go ahead and do it. A thorough study in this subject matter is done by the UDCA (Uncle Deercamp Culture Analysis Board)
The use of "bonogles" in a sentence:
"Bono is a pretencious piece of shit with suck ass songs, a dumb ass name, and I hope someone shoves those damn bonogles so far up his ass you can hear them clack on the back of his teeth."
by FleshlightPounder November 14, 2007
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Booglestick

The name for all stuffed animals that people had when they were kids and still have somewhere in their closets.
"I found my booglestick in an unmarked box in the attic yesterday. I never knew what happened to it, but now I do."
by yepp16 August 18, 2009
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