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boobnado

When a big breasted woman lays on her back topless and jiggles her huge titties around in circles as a tornado does, sometimes creating turbulence.
My boyfriend thought he was so cool waving his dick around doing the helicockter so I had to show him what's up with the BOOBNADO!
by Vacation dick June 16, 2016
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booboo

something that is very cute and adorable. it is used for someone who needs to be kissed and cuddled every second of the day.
you are my booboo!
by pranu87 September 18, 2012
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boobnosis

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

- no bra (for nipple accentuation and/or bounce)

- push-up bras

- cleavage revealing clothing/swimwear

- formfitting clothing/exercise wear

- breast implants.

The goal is to DIVERT ATTENTION from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body.

(Women know that men are usually linear thinking and visually oriented. As such, linear thinking + visually oriented + boobnosis = booblevision).

This purposeful deception goes beyond merely "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance. Fat and/or ugly girls want to be "given a pass" by any guy within a hundred yard radius of their boob flaunting.
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"MySpace Hottie's" wardrobe has been an embarrassment to most everyone, and she doesn't represent her family or her children very well.

She wears a lot of skanky tops to make sure that her boobnosis is in full force. However, once guys take a long, second look at her face or body, the boobnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.

She has attracted many losers because of boobnosis and her pretentious Ms. Thang persona. After years of going in circles, you would think that she would finally get a clue, and then get a life. Well, there's always tomorrow….
by One Stark Reality September 19, 2009
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boobology

To be able to determine the weight and shape of the boob without haveing to see her nude. Know what every part of the boob, from the areola to the nipple and those little bumps women get when they are horny around the areola, i call them BRAILE for "TOUCH ME HERE"
boobologist: Those are a 36 DDD , pink nipples, 24.3 bumps around the areola etc etc.

women: wow, you sure know your boobology
by OscarG13 December 26, 2005
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Boobinhell

When a girl has a lovely rack and you just shout 'Boobinhell' as a reaction.
Bungle - "Hey Deano, look at the rack on her!"

Deano- "Boobinhell!"
by Deano luv docta 69 November 1, 2011
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boobnesia

boob amnesia; a condition in which memory is disturbed or lost as a direct result of seeing boobs especially large ones. Most common in the male species. People with boobnesia may be disoriented and confused. This memory deficit can cause problems at work, in school, or in social settings.

In most cases, boobnesia is a temporary condition and is very brief, lasting from a few seconds to a few hours. However, the duration can be longer depending upon the person, possibly lasting for a few weeks or even months. In some instances, the boobnesia never goes away.
Mark was struck with boobnesia and forgot who he was talking to on his phone when a large breasted woman walked past.
by magpad November 19, 2010
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Boobina

A term coined in North England for a promiscuous young woman who on a night out has a taste for older men - the Boobina usually captures her prey by stealing their cigs and giggling obtusely.
Man 1: That girl over there is proper flirting with me

Man 2: be careful she's a Boobina and only wants your cigs
by Brian The Pirate March 19, 2022
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