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Bonzai

A word that means a beat has dropped and or someone is making a awesome beat
YOOOO THIS GUY IS MAKING THE BIGGEST BONZAI (thats what she said)
by B_____________________ December 21, 2019
mugGet the Bonzaimug.

Bonzai

Typically used as an exclamatory utterance in the throes of passion, when male or female or both, reach apex ecstasy of “boom-boom-sexy-play-time-CHOO-CHOO”; also, a miniature tree that requires pristine grooming frequently, but swears that it has nothing to do with the size of his dick
Dude: OMG I’m gonna cum!
Girl: OMG I’m cumming!
Dude & Girl: BONZAI!!!
by shan onyx January 18, 2022
mugGet the Bonzaimug.

Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.
Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.
by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023
mugGet the Someone else's bonzai treemug.

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