Mongos on bongos

When a group of mongs get invited to take part in a group bongo playing session, much to the amusement of anyone within watching distance.

By Jove Nicholls!!! I was walking past the plaza just now and had the unpleasantness to witness a mongos on bongos session!!! It was reminiscent of a bunch of chickens being chased for the slaughter!!!

by Befferson 2 November 28, 2014

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Bongostan

Generic term for any of those backward Third World countries which are always in turmoil, always the scene of disasters, civil wars, famines and Islamic terrorism. Somewhere between Iraq and A Hard Place.

Where was it that Osama was hiding? Wasn't it Bongostan?

by Dick Wright-Upham June 29, 2011

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bongo mag

gentlemans periodical (n) a glossy magazine, showing ladies of easy virtue in varying states of undress.

George took his favourite gentlemans periodical from his collection of bongo mags, and arranged his kleenex runway and settled down to his afternoon wank

by Dom Drums April 19, 2006

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Dirty Bonjour

Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.

"Oh la la" exclaimed Angelique, as I bent her over and warmly welcomed her with a dirty bonjour.

by Mr_Kevlar August 9, 2016

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