Easter Bonnet

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on persons head, this being followed by the cracking an egg over said's persons head and rubbing it in with his penis.

"I had the best Easter break ever, my wife even let me give her an Easter bonnet "

"My girl looked so hot wearing her Easter bonnet"

by azz19 February 8, 2018

Beetle Bonnet

the large area of fanny clam shown when a chubby girls wears leggings or cycling shorts. resembles the shape of a VW Beetle Bonnet.

fanny clam camels hoof mooseknuckle Beetle Bonnet

by smutty August 3, 2009

beetle-bonnet

A female bollock-bulge.

See also fanny-clam and monkey's-chin

"Wow! Look at the bollock-bulge on that bint"

"Yeh, real beetle-bonnet on that one mate"

by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

Car Bonnet

Used to describe when someone is willing to do something. Or when someone is showing an attraction to someone else.

Arron: Gareth are you coming faces tonight?
Gareth: Yes, I am on it like a car bonnet

by al_clarkey18 November 7, 2007

cock bonnet

During intercourse, the act of a man draping his wingy dingy over a woman's thinker.

Did you see Jessica's double-knotted cock bonnet? Rod and Dick really tied one off!

by HydeDrJekyll February 8, 2009

Bonnet Top

This is a insult in the north and basically mean you have a dead trim

You absolute bonnet top

by misterrjosh October 24, 2020

foxy bonnet

Foxy bonnet refers to the pubic mound (mons veneris) in women. Its prominence varies from woman to woman, but in its most heavenly avatar is a well-defined, smoothly projecting mound which slopes steeply downwards to the secret places where the sun don't shine.

It was such a comfort to cup her foxy bonnet dreamily in my hand while lying next to her.

by Jonny. S Hips April 10, 2008