Bongostan

Generic term for any of those backward Third World countries which are always in turmoil, always the scene of disasters, civil wars, famines and Islamic terrorism. Somewhere between Iraq and A Hard Place.

Where was it that Osama was hiding? Wasn't it Bongostan?

by Dick Wright-Upham June 29, 2011

bongo mag

gentlemans periodical (n) a glossy magazine, showing ladies of easy virtue in varying states of undress.

George took his favourite gentlemans periodical from his collection of bongo mags, and arranged his kleenex runway and settled down to his afternoon wank

by Dom Drums April 19, 2006

Morning Bognor

A morning bognor is a cocktail to be enjoyed with breakfast:

It consists of the following:
- Jagermeister
- Vodka
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Tabasco Sauce
- Red Bull.

Can also be enjoyed as an evening cocktail but is then known as a Bognor Regis.

Must always be served with a small umbrella.

I believe I will enjoy a Morning Bognor with this mornings cereal.

by drunkendisco October 28, 2009

Bongo Cat

A cartoon cat that plays the bongos.

It's also a meme

LMAO! Bongo Cat is HILARIOUS, haha!

by AMP3X September 11, 2018

Bongo Titties

When that bitch got them big fucking tits, so wide, made for slapping around vigorously.

Damn that ho got bongo titties,

yeah man i ran that beat on those musical bongo tits!

by Biggie Bongo June 19, 2018

Asa Bongoy

A fortnite character who reminds students of a teacher.

LOL

Asaaaaa

Asa Bongoy is here.

by Viktor le BG du 92 June 21, 2018

Dirty Bongers

When you don’t shower or clean yourself for 3 days and have sex

I went camping and when I got home did a dirty Bongers on her

Her: what’s that smell?
Him: nothing, did you want to use lube?
Her: no I’m wet as
Him: nice me too
Her: have you showered recently?
Him: nah just served you up a dirty bongers

by Chris993 January 14, 2022