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Bojack Horseman

The most, depressed, traumatized, alcoholic, drug addict, idiotic, stupid, selfish, bad person (or horse) to ever exist.

If you are a BoJack horseman kinnie, consider yourself sick, kinning bojack horseman is an illness. (I myself am a BoJack Horseman kinnie don't come at me)
"Dude! have you heard of BoJack Horseman?"
"The worst person-horse to ever exist who traumatized a lot of people, killed and hook up with the girl that viewd her as a father figure who uses his trauma as an exuse for everything who is a mess and doesn't know how to deal with themselves?"
"Yeah, that one!"
"Cool! I hope he dies!"
by xxxx_is_al1v3 January 3, 2022
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Bojackson

A hairy pussy, especially one belonging to a nigger.
My mom's bojackson fucking tastes funny. Perhaps it's because she's an enslaved fucking nigger ass, dick licking, fucking faggot, and I'm her fucking slave driver.
by sizzeyginey September 10, 2006
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Bojack

Gray market. I worked for a direct sales firm as backroom staff. In in-home sales the salesman takes a lot of time to demonstrate the product. Sometimes he convinces the customer of the product but the customer buys it from a store such as a pawn shop where new ones are sold without the markup which is the salesman's commission. That happens when a dealer in another territory gray markets the product. It undermines the whole business.

The guy I worked for was from Texas and he called it "bojacking" and the gray marketers "bojackers". The gray market items were sold without a warranty and I wrote a computer program to spot a pattern of lots of units ordered but few warranties coming back.

Since he came from Texas and Texas is next to Louisiana I suspected the term was from Cajun French as "Beau Jacque." I see elsewhere that Beau Jacque or Beau Jocque is indeed Cajun for a big guy or good ol' boy.
"This report will get some of those dirty bojackers out there."
by Danlantic November 26, 2017
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bosack

the balls and scrotum of a male mammal.
She gobbled on my bosack.

Cup the bosack.
by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004
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BoJacking

The act of smoking a full joint/blunt, by oneself, in one sitting. References a scene in BoJack Horseman in which a very young BoJack is forced to smoke an entire cigarette.
I’m totally BoJacking one of those pre-rolls later.
by coolgirlmars November 5, 2022
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Bojacktion

Deciding to reignite your past glory after a long hiatus of booze and self loathing.
"Well. Your gonna die soon this way"
"Bojacktion is on its way, lady"
by Brojill horsewoman November 29, 2018
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Bojack

Someone that’s being a bitch and a ninny.

A member of the Fuckface Foursome.
This bojack is being a bitch ninny, a Hollywood finocchio that cries like a woman.
by Paolotron September 30, 2019
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