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bonertown

Something you say for punching someone in the face for no reason at all.
After punching Jake in the face, Joe screamed "Bonertown"
by Frank Duess March 15, 2007
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bonertown

“Ah geez look at all these dudes up in here. It’s like we landed in Bonertown or something!”
by N-------------- November 26, 2007
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Bohner

A glorious type of sex demon. Enjoys desert strolls and nuts a gallon at a time. Casually uses fat rolls to suffocate close range threats and uses body grease as lubricant for sex and cars. Is hard at a cyclic rate and always does as instructed.
That man is a sex icon, a god, an example for the masses, a bohner if you will.
by Blingbohnboy November 3, 2020
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BonerTame

n. adj: time specifically designated during one's day to address an erection through a method which will either calm or subside the erection.

The time is regularly scheduled, but methods of domesticating the erection may vary.

"Boner" represents the erection, while "Tame" is a play on the word "Time" and the concept of ejaculation, hence "BonerTame."
Laura said "Hey Dave, it's four o'clock you know what that means?!"
Dave replies, "Of course, it's BonerTame!" or

Situation: John is watching pornographic videos and his room-mate walks in the room. John exclaims "Dude, why are you in this room... you know 5:00 p.m is my BonerTame!"
by Lebanese-a-licious April 13, 2009
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Bonertology

To study the boner in all its forms and aspects.
Hey dude you see that guy over there,He's an expert in Bonertology
by dillwheat mon April 29, 2009
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Bonerterial

A image, video, view or anything visual that can cause a male (or shemale) species to become erect giving them a huge boner
Boy 1: "Natalie Portman is so beautiful!"
Boy 2: "Bonerterial"
by paleboyfinch May 14, 2013
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Bonertainment

A portmanteau of Boner and Entertainment. Something that is both sexually arousing and entertaining.
Watching the women's tennis, I became aware of bulging in my pants, I then realized I was watching Bonertainment.
by hemordroid March 21, 2017
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