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Kill it Before it Lays Eggs

A common response to something so horrible, annoying, disgusting, and/or crazy that it needs to be killed before it makes more of itself, hence "lays eggs."
*watches "E.T. (Cover) Katy Perry..." on YouTube*
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
by DameonDice September 18, 2012
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bolor sweat

Extreme sweating thus requiring a towel to absorb or in desperate times a roll of toilet paper.
"I was bolor sweating after playing soccer out in the sun today."
by 1010010000100000100101 August 24, 2011
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Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.

1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?
Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob
by Tech581 September 23, 2009
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before the lobotomy

a song by Green Day. its on their album, "21st Century Breakdown".
person 1: have you heard the song "Before the Lobotomy" by Green Day?

person 2: yeah! its a really good song!
by Mr.Minority August 25, 2010
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in before

Used on internet message boards and forums to imply that the poster expects a certain type of post/message to occur later in the particular thread, or that the thread will be locked when a moderator sees it.
- in before flame war.
- in before troll.
- in before noobs.
- in before locked thread.
by wesmoe February 3, 2010
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prose before hos

The choice of the written word over the lowliest ho.
Ray: I was going to go out with this skank last night, but I decided to stay in for a hot date with the Atlantic Monthly instead. I chose prose before hos.
by alecb May 22, 2007
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bofurk

Verb to partake in a meal with more than one source of meat. Origination came from dining on a combination of beef and turkey - bof from boeuf and urk from turkey. But has evolved to any meal with more than one meat. The noun is bowfurkey.
Last night we bofurked on a great chicken and duck soup.
by quantisist December 27, 2010
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