bofinger

A very astute man who knows his livejasmin whores and enjoys energy drinks.

Man, look at bofinger opening those livejasmin links! He's like a rat taking cheese.

by BanZ___ April 13, 2009

muffin buffing

woman/girl rubbing her clit masturbating. "female getting off"

joe is not going to come home tonight...so i am going to take care of myself and go home and do some muffin buffing

by fuckthathotass69 March 10, 2017

Mr.Boofington

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself

911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington

by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018

Pickle Buffing

another way of defining blow job

That bitch stephanie wouldn't give up on the pickle buffing until I nutted

by king flawless on da thrown December 22, 2008

buffing the bishop

male masturbation

It's that time of the month for his girl, so he's not going to be humping the monkey. He'll be left buffing the bishop.

by dana_mix October 14, 2007

Biffing Plate

The small area of skin between a woman's cunt and asshole where a guy's balls slap against when he is fucking her

Boy, Mary's biffing plate got a good hammering last night

by sanddevil March 14, 2009

buffin' the bean

The action of a women rubbing her clitoris. The rubbing being a buffing motion and the bean being her clitoris.

oh ya, you're excited, your probably buffin' the bean right now just thinking about it aren't ya?

by DexVD June 4, 2009