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Boffinder 

A boffinder is any slutty female trick-meister, looking for a boner. Therefore, at length, a boner-finder. These words are exquisitely condensed to become the word, boffinder (bo)- prefix, or boner, suffix (finder), boner -finder = boffinder
ex 1: That Sarah broad is such a boffinder; we were only at the beach five minutes before she attacked several overraged men with hardon infested speedos.

ex: adj. Sarah boffindingly sniffs out the sheets for morning wood, without fail.

ex: (verb) Sarah, quit boffinding, before you end up impaled or pregnant.
Boffinder by boffinder June 22, 2011
Words you can keep

bofinger 

A very astute man who knows his livejasmin whores and enjoys energy drinks.
Man, look at bofinger opening those livejasmin links! He's like a rat taking cheese.
bofinger by BanZ___ April 13, 2009

bowfinger 

The "bowfinger" is the very British alternative of giving so. the bird.

It is also popular as the "two-fingered-salute" or the "two fingers up".

It looks like making a 'victory' with your hand, but with the back of the hand to your counterpart.

It often comes along with phrases like "f*uck off!" or "up yours!"
Saying "Hey jerk - up yours!" while doing that gesture (showing the "bowfinger").
bowfinger by Alexander Richter January 8, 2009

bifkinder surprise

the origins lie with tom an harry hardcore,
the meaning of a 'bifkinder surprise' is basically contact with the bifkin whether pleasureale or painful, a tickle or a kick!
"phwoar, that dirty swine gev me a right painful bifkinder surprise with his steel toe-caps"
bifkinder surprise by tommy-o November 11, 2004

bifkinder surprise

Originates from the word bifkin although I thought it up in bens car the other day. Basically it is when someone makes contact with your biff! In either a pleasurable way (a kiss for example) or a painful way (eg. a kick!) Though obviously a kick is way more of a surprise. Heh
'He came up behind me and gave me a harsh bifkinder surprise, then he pinched my wallet, the fag!'
An asian female with large breasts i.e. she has large boobinders; its a pitty she is brown and smelly.
Boobinder, er..... praise Allah (or guru nanak or woteva)

Bowfingering 

Bowfingering is named for the movie Bowfinger in which a down-and-out filmmaker in Hollywood attempting to make a film on a small budget with a star who does not know that he is in the film. Bowfingering is when you film someone with or without their knowledge and then edit the film to make a story that they had no part of.
Bowfingering,
Buddy didn't know that he was playing the girls love interest because we were Bowfingering him.
Bowfingering by Buddha The Golden God September 11, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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