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Boffinder 

A boffinder is any slutty female trick-meister, looking for a boner. Therefore, at length, a boner-finder. These words are exquisitely condensed to become the word, boffinder (bo)- prefix, or boner, suffix (finder), boner -finder = boffinder
ex 1: That Sarah broad is such a boffinder; we were only at the beach five minutes before she attacked several overraged men with hardon infested speedos.

ex: adj. Sarah boffindingly sniffs out the sheets for morning wood, without fail.

ex: (verb) Sarah, quit boffinding, before you end up impaled or pregnant.
Boffinder by boffinder June 22, 2011
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bofinger 

A very astute man who knows his livejasmin whores and enjoys energy drinks.
Man, look at bofinger opening those livejasmin links! He's like a rat taking cheese.
bofinger by BanZ___ April 13, 2009

bowfinger 

The "bowfinger" is the very British alternative of giving so. the bird.

It is also popular as the "two-fingered-salute" or the "two fingers up".

It looks like making a 'victory' with your hand, but with the back of the hand to your counterpart.

It often comes along with phrases like "f*uck off!" or "up yours!"
Saying "Hey jerk - up yours!" while doing that gesture (showing the "bowfinger").
bowfinger by Alexander Richter January 8, 2009

bifkinder surprise

the origins lie with tom an harry hardcore,
the meaning of a 'bifkinder surprise' is basically contact with the bifkin whether pleasureale or painful, a tickle or a kick!
"phwoar, that dirty swine gev me a right painful bifkinder surprise with his steel toe-caps"
bifkinder surprise by tommy-o November 11, 2004

bifkinder surprise

Originates from the word bifkin although I thought it up in bens car the other day. Basically it is when someone makes contact with your biff! In either a pleasurable way (a kiss for example) or a painful way (eg. a kick!) Though obviously a kick is way more of a surprise. Heh
'He came up behind me and gave me a harsh bifkinder surprise, then he pinched my wallet, the fag!'
An asian female with large breasts i.e. she has large boobinders; its a pitty she is brown and smelly.
Boobinder, er..... praise Allah (or guru nanak or woteva)

Bowfingering 

Bowfingering is named for the movie Bowfinger in which a down-and-out filmmaker in Hollywood attempting to make a film on a small budget with a star who does not know that he is in the film. Bowfingering is when you film someone with or without their knowledge and then edit the film to make a story that they had no part of.
Bowfingering,
Buddy didn't know that he was playing the girls love interest because we were Bowfingering him.
Bowfingering by Buddha The Golden God September 11, 2013
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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