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Lauren Boebert

Another one of those nutjob conspiracy theorist US House members that represent America's right-winged bottom of the barrel and the QAnon cult.
Lauren Boebert is just as crazy as Marjorie Taylor Greene
by Soul_Driver September 1, 2021
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The Boebert reach across

When your drunk date gives you a hand job in the theater.

Alternatively; when, in a bipartisan manner, a politician attempts to Garner support from an opposing political party for the sake of compromise.
While at the theater my drunk and stoned date reached over and gave me the Boebert reach across!!

Alt; In order to win enough votes for passing a bill, the Republican politician attempted to "reach across the aisle" to gain support from her democratic rival
by Scartissue01 February 13, 2024
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boebert handshake

Last night we were on the couch watching a movie, and all of a sudden she's giving me a Boebert handshake.
by All Night Al April 8, 2024
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Boebert

The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.
Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.
by EpiGaffe September 22, 2023
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Boebert

(n) A quickie handjob in a semi-public place. Often by a partner you have relaxed your standards (with regard to appearance, hygiene, intelligence, and class) to be with.

(syn) trailer swiftie
"Hey, baby, if we're not gonna hook up, at least gimme a Boebert in the parking lot."
by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023
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Lauren Boebert

Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater
“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”
by Willybear April 22, 2025
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Boeberting

Vaping whilst touching each others privates.
You two teenagers better not be boeberting in your room.
by Pseudo D-Rock September 18, 2023
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