blusterfuck

The act of being completely fucked over from all directions by the forces of nature, including but not limited to snow, wind, hail, meteors, or anything else that generally falls from the sky.

My car just got blown off the road by that blusterfuck of wind.

by Phenton Wandsnout January 26, 2014

blouser

A person, male or female, who has clearly neglected to maintain an acceptable standard for a human being. Usually overweight, multiple children, no job, smokes Marlboro reds, diabetic, ugly, and more or less resembles a character from Narnia.

If you are on the show "teen mom" you are a blouser.

by teddybruschi September 25, 2010

Bluber

Getting blow job in an uber.

Did your gf give you a bluber on the way home?

by Bizzle Beat Box September 17, 2016

bluerize

(blew-er-eyez) Explosive form of lazy eye; often accompanied by a massive jolt of force from explosion

When the Space Shuttle exploded, Christa McCauliffe found that the force bluerize left and right.

by KennethM September 24, 2007

bloser_#4793

literally the best person to exist
i would sell my soul for them
i would step on hot burning rocks for them
i love them so much /p
#arrowstansbloser

callahands:“ bloser_#4793 sucks”
arrow: *spits on them*

by arrowfromdiscord July 14, 2021

Blustery Bean Bag

The art of farting directly and purposefully onto your partner’s balls during sex.

Rachel my darling, as it’s our anniversary I think I deserve a blustery bean bag this evening.

by Wise and experienced June 1, 2023

Blubers

A word you say when you are frustrated or mad. Pronounced Blue-Bers.

Girl- "Can i go to the mall?" Mom- "No" Girl- "blubers"

by Larissa Barker May 12, 2006