blurp

when your computer freezes but you keep clicking and when it unfreezes everything happens all at once

my compter blurped the other day while playing sims 3

by jmaster876 June 10, 2009

Blurping

That moment when you wake up, stand up, and a tidal wave of your fucking period blood gushes out of your vagina.

I blurping last night and woke up on the Japanese flag.

by caitasaurus95 June 20, 2011

Blurp Blurp

Used my the social group chavs in order to scrae people whilst having the possesions being stolen off them

Blurp Blurp gimmie your shit mush init

by talilacey14 June 24, 2008

blurp

A blurp is a woman with pneumatic breasts and big lips.

Siobhan is a blurp.

by Daath August 21, 2019

Blurping

Sticking your tongue out and blowing, making noise through vibrations of the tongue only or adding voice.

The little boy was very rude, he was blurping at the shopkeeper.

by Voicemoments July 30, 2018

blurping mud

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!

by dfiantone December 16, 2005

Murp Blurp

Phrase coined by a crazed UFO occult nutjob to describe the act of possession of the body by an alien entity, like that is even a real thing.

Something about quantum environment scanning and entanglement. seriously, this guy must be hopped up on goof balls.

The alien appeared in the hallway then all of the sudden MURP BLURP and it had me under its control.

by UFON November 1, 2023