Bluppie

(Young) Black Urban Professional

Derived from Yuppie

"Yo, ever since Jerome started working PR for the Gap he became a total Bluppie."

by Ajaphilia March 5, 2012

Bluepill

One who chooses to remain ignorant in exchange for happiness. Inspired by The Matrix.

"She didn't break up with me, I broke up with her."
"Dude, stop being such a bluepill."

by otaku42 October 15, 2009

Happy Blapping

Similar to happy slapping buy instead of being slapped by the hand the victim is slapped by a penis.

Bob: "Want to go happy blapping Dave?"
Dave: "Im always up for a bit of happy blapping Bob, I'll go get my camera phone"

by Ikswokzseim August 7, 2006

Blumpette

The inverse of the Blumpkin. In a blumpette, oral sex (cunnilingus) is performed on a woman while she sits on a toilet either during, or shortly after, she has defecated. Wiping and flushing before the oral sex begins is known as a "courtesy wipe" and a "courtesy flush". This is known as a "Semi-clean Blumpette". As this removes much of the smell and unpleasantness for the pleasurer it is considered less dirty and less risque. A true "Clean Blumpette" is performed before the woman relieves herself. This is considered the least kinky, as it is more or less normal cunnilingus that happens to take place in the bathroom.

Kay was turned on by the filthiness of the Blumpette, so she made Arnie eat her out while she was still on the toilet.

by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008

Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously. The giver feels similar to Tom Cruise.

Hey mom, u wanna help me out with this porter blump?

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit.

by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009

Blumpa-loompah

A blumpkin performed by a midget.

Man, I thought a blumpkin was great. Then I found a golden ticket and Mr. Wonka let me have a blumpa-loompah sample.

by PurpleYoda July 2, 2012

Blump Fake

A blumpkin where the person responsible for pooping doesn't actually poop.

Did you just do a blump fake? You've gotta be kidding me, Seth. All I wanted for Mother's Day was to give you a blumpkin. The least you could have done was farted!

by Seth Chortleton May 24, 2019