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Blunty 3000

1. To be unapologetic

2. To bash someone who is half our size.

3. To keep talking shit till the person who is offended works out for themselves that you are sorry but your just finding it impossible to say so.

4. To show no remorse.

5. To deny everything, because you see it as not your fault.
1. I can't say I didn't mean to do that, but I wish I didn't. For example To pick up ones girlfriend and throw her as hard as one can at a wall.

2. Guy 1: Did you hear what Nate did
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: He threw his girlfriend into a wall.
Guy 2: Wow, thats very Blunty 3000 of him.

3. Guy 3: Well, there are two sides to this story
Guy 4: Because frankly bashing someone who is half our size.

4. Nate: I beat up my girlfriend last month.
Bob: Holy crap did you roll on the floor and cry, then beg her for forgiveness.
Nate: no way, I'm Blunty 3000

5. Nate: look I didn't do it, it's all her fault she threatened my laptop.
Police: Not a chance, your going away for a long time.

Just remember, don't be a Blunty 3000.
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bluntsted

Smoking more than one blunt in a session or evening.
Lets get bluntsted tonight...
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bluntsky

blunt; cigar wrap filled with marijuana
Yo, let's roll a bluntsky
by meatymax June 1, 2010
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Doodoo blunts

“Aye, come thru. we smokin doodoo blunts
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bum blunts

blunts rolled out of paper grocery store bags
alot thicker then tabbaco blunts but look just like them
and alot easier to roll
man i couldnt find a swisher so i had to cop a bum blunt

man she sucks at rollin sweets bum blunts roll hella easier
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Aloha Blunts

When you arrive at a party and are offered a blunt the moment you walk through the door; this is known as an 'aloha blunt' - as popularised in the Beach Break song 'Aloha Blunts'
Guy 1: "Oh dude! I was at this rad party on the weekend, everyone was super sweet with their pot"
Guy 2: "For real?!"
Guy 1: Yeah I walked through the door and was greeted with aloha blunts!
by TTACREVILO October 6, 2010
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blunts

defintion : a cigar which contains mary jane,smokable for all nations.

also : blunts take time to master, so practice the technique.(cut, empty, add weed, roll slowly holding the weed in place and wrapping the flap over, lick the end to make it stick, then dry.) works evey time
by latinruby June 19, 2003
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