Bungering 

An act of having anal sex while eating a cheeseburger and screaming the national anthem.

"my girl and I tried out the Bungering"
"What is wrong with you?"

Bungering by KORGI KUEEN March 15, 2021

blunkins 

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap

Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.

blunkins by Fred July 22, 2003

Blunket Blunken 

A variation on Blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job). Whilst a man is getting a blow job and shitting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his penis so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. With reference to David Blunket, the blind MP.

"Half way throu the Blunken I prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a Blunket Blunken"

Blunket Blunken by Stoneyboo May 2, 2009

blunker 

while sitting on the can having bowel movement you have your girl give you a blow job.

"baby i forgot my magazine, get in here and give me a blunker"

blunker by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Blunkin

A blunkin is when you are taking a shit and getting head at the same time

ur mom gave me a blunkin

Blunkin by cracka lacka123456789 November 1, 2008

blumbering 

to mumble bullshit, to blumber.

Stop blumbering!

blumbering by dgfdbf October 20, 2010

Blunderkind 

A young cocky and arrogant person (usually in middle to upper management) who is supremely overconfident in their very limited experience/knowledge and has no doubt that their future success is guaranteed when, in fact, said person is far more likely to fall through their own butt-hole and hang themselves than produce positive results.

a variation on the word wunderkind

Todd, recent college graduate and now office manager, proved he was a blunderkind of the highest order when he spent a week implementing a no gum chewing policy even though the company was on the verge of financial ruin.

Blunderkind by Gimpygod November 10, 2009