Blumphie

A obese Female.

1. "Damn look at them Blumphie ass hoes at the bar".
Fat Bitches need love too.

2. My folks hooked me up with this chick I never seen before,
we met up and I was like "damn look at this Blumphie Broad
what am I going to do with her"?

3. Who was that Blumphie girl who had your car leaning to one side?

by Bumble510 January 23, 2009

Blumpabration

When a man has a party to the occasion that he has recieved a blumpkin.
(See "Blumpkin")

After waiting for weeks for stacey to give him a blumpkin, march 30, John was able to finally have a blumpabration.

by Mike Norris May 10, 2006

Blumpalingus

The practice by which a person enacts the process of cunalingus whilst the receiver passes a stool on the toilet.

Derrick likes giving Sara blumpalingus.

by lock & lock March 22, 2011

Blumphing

Blumphing (to blumph)

To recive oral sex while dropping the evil brown.

(getting head while shitting)

"hey dude, do you know what Blumphing is?"

"yeah, getting a blowjob while taking a shit!"

by Makeshiftfill June 27, 2006

BlumpKate

Familiar to the Blumpkin (male receiving oral sex while excreting solid waste). However, in this case, female is giving oral sex to male while herself, excreting solid waste. Hence, "BlumpKate."

Dude 1: "That's the most badass BlumpKate i've ever gotten!"
Dude 2: "Did she drop a rap-around!?"

by Kate Reblumpkin April 21, 2011

blumpkant

when you jack off while taking a shit because you don't have a girl to give you a blow job

did you get that blumpkin yesterday?

no my girl left so it was a blumpkant

by captain penismilk December 20, 2009

blumprape

WHERE SOMEONE IS FORCED TO PERFORM A BLUMPKIN AGAINST THERE WILL

BLUMPRAPE

by mobtekstar December 17, 2009