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Blowjay Simpson

The act of giving oral sex while wearing leather gloves. When finished, you throw away the glove you caught the load with.
I was wondering why my girlfriend had a copy of “If I Did It” in her room, but when I saw her putting leather gloves on I knew I was about to get a Blowjay Simpson.
by Mark&Jeremy April 4, 2018
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Brazilian Blowdart

When you suck a fart out of a willing participant's asshole and vurp the fart/vomit combo in to your targets face
That asshole at the hockey game wouldn't shut up so my girlfriend and I gave him a Brazilian Blowdart.
by Tipdock January 24, 2017
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Shooting Blowstar

During an act of oral sex, a Shooting Blowstar is when a man takes his penis out of a woman’s mouth as soon as he’s about to cum, taps it on her forehead, and sends the cum flying over her head.
Bro, that head was straight fire last night. She even let me show her what a Shooting Blowstar was.
by DougDemuro February 20, 2019
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reverse blowbang

a sexual act involving a single, very lucky man, and 3 or more women, in which all the women perform fellatio on the man simultaneously.
My girlfriend and her friends gave me a reverse blowbang last night at the strip club for my birthday. It was amazing.
by flexasaury rigamarole_redux September 28, 2019
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Rusty Blowtorch

Passing gas into another's mouth and subsequently having that person exhale into the flame of a lighter, creating a blowtorch effect. Often peformed as the grand finale to a rusty trombone concerto. Can also be used as a means of ignition for the Amazon Firefighter.
a.k.a. Rusty Flamethrower.
In honor of my birthday, Allison used a rusty blowtorch to light the candles on my cake.
by Guido Sandwich December 7, 2009
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Blowapalooza

Popular event in which usually four or more females are paid to give head to dozens of men sequentially.

The client pays a fee to dispense as much semen as they want into these girls in a two hour period. The receptacles may be receiving secretions, for six to eight hours as the mongers rotate through the Hookers.

Differs and is often confused with gang bang. Blowapalooza involves a streetwalker blowing one person at a time while gang bang is more than one person having sex with a female at the same time.
Everybody did Sarita at the Blowapalooza?

She’s one of the Blowapalooza girls.
by SuraScent June 7, 2007
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Blowhard in Chief

Another popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Now that Carl Bernstein has truly put Trumpworld into perspective, we can all see that the Blowhard in Chief really is!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020
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